Define "chronic" masturbator.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
