I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize
