no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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