spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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