Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
dude. I can hear the air.
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