these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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