well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
My liver is preforming stress tests.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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