Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
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You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
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You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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