I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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