I wanna passion pit in your ass
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
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He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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