what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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