I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
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At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
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Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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