i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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