I think I am morally bankrupt
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
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I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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