he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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