69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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