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Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
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Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
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he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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