hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
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I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
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I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
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