As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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