If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
