is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
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I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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