were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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