i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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