Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
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I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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