I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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