Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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