Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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