ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I can text with my tongue
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
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It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
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Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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