do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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