I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
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I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
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He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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