Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
handjob tips. give me some.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
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I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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