the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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