how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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