problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
The uberlube is also flammable
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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