Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
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