Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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