your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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