Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.