I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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