Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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