I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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