To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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