theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Randomize
