I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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