You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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