So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
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thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
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After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize