why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I don't deserve a penis
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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