Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
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If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
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Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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