Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Randomize