Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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