Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
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I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
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We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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