It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
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