just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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