pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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