Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
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