I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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