Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
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Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
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I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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